Float Like A Brick!

Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!

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Mag-MAH

Posted In AC1

June 27th, 2003 • Comments Off on Mag-MAH

I did a little research for the hunt tonite.
ex·arch (ksärk) n.

A bishop in the Eastern Orthodox Church ranking immediately below a patriarch.

The ruler of a province in the Byzantine Empire.

Erm… So by my reckoning, this Magma Golem was either a bishop, or a Byzantine ….

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So there’s this city, I don’t know if you’ve heard of it, called Avalon City. AC, to the hip kids.
It’s chock full of these wacky Drakoran guys. Basically, they’re walking alligators. Which can be a bit unnerving if you happen to resemble a walking TV ….

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Me, and My Necro…

Posted In DAoC

June 20th, 2003 • No Comments

I can’t even manage to play ONE character. Pretty sad, really.
I don’t even know how to use all of my spells as a Theurg. See, Pessum (used to be Bottom, remember?) made it all the way to 36th level before I let someone talk me ….

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You may not believe this, but I do try really hard.
Sometimes I think that the very laws of physics are designed such that no matter which direction I’m facing when I fire, the rocket will streak in a complete 180-degree turn and slam into my ….

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To Find Is To Kill

Posted In AO

June 16th, 2003 • No Comments

They might as well just scrap every other type of mission there is, as far as I’m concerned.
I don’t know why it is; I don’t pretend to be a psychologist.
Death says, “Yes you do! You do all the time! Just yesterday you were telling Anson ….

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Vitae the 13th

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June 13th, 2003 • No Comments

Unlucky day, huh? I guess so, as it found me hunting with Bats.
He said he was going to power-level me. Unfortunately, whatever wacky tongue he speaks (New Jersien?) doesn’t translate well into English, because I think the phrase he was looking for was “get me ….

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Oh, sure – like I can not go play in Camelot NOW. As if once I know how incredibly cool in person everyone in my guild is, I could just be satisfied with saying hi to them occasionally. Like that would work.
No, I’m afraid I ….

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Why Road Trips Are Fun

Posted In DAoC

June 9th, 2003 • No Comments

We had a players’ gathering. Well, not ‘we’ so much as ‘they’ – Blackspire Guard, the guild I belong to in DAoC.
Phil’s been telling me about it for months now (he’s one of the Big Giant Heads of the guild). But you know me – ….

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Your Mission: Go Get Me A Drink!

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June 4th, 2003 • No Comments

Okay, what Insane Asylum did Funcom raid for these “Guides”? (No no, not the player ones, they’re fine, very helpful. I’m talking about the NPC guides that give you your first few missions.)
Look, I understand that when someone new arrives in your world, there’s only ….

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Always Something Sharper…

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June 2nd, 2003 • No Comments

Anarchy Online is all about the “Haves” (everyone else) and the “Have Nots” (me). It’s kinda like a massive multi-player version of Rock Paper Scissors, only I’m that kid that always throws Paper and all anyone else ever throws is Scissors.
I like this game. In ….

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