Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
Silly me, THIS is my first story!
Here it is, my very first writing for AC I ever did. Sigh. Seems SOOOOO long ago…=P
Good grief. As if I don’t have enough trouble with PKs, now the Antis have to breed their own mentally challenged mooks?
Okay, so it cost me a bit more…but this was a great deal of fun with some lugians and A Gigas Lugian – yes, he did have that stupid of a name. And yes, it fit.
Really, the only thing this tale’s missing is Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta crooning at each other.
In which Kwip faces his worst enemy to date: a sniveling whining bastich!
So, I’m thinking – it’s not just a job, it’s an impersonation! Answering stupid questions, dealing with obnoxious newbies? Oh, I’m all over that!
Yes, it’s true – yours truly actually has NO vitae! I couldn’t believe it either – must be a bug!
What happens when someone is sucker enough to listen to what Kwip tells them? Well find out here – in the article that won Kwip a Golden Globe! Err….okay, so that’s not true at all. But it IS my most (in)famous article, at that. =P
Some people just refuse to accept the fact that I could be anything less than god-like. Why, I have no idea. It sure as hell ain’t my fashion sense.
