Float Like A Brick!

Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!

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So there’s this guy, I dunno if you’ve heard of him, but he goes by the name of Asheron.
Word around town has it that he’s the badder than… I dunno, Death?

Death says, “What? I’d bitchslap him back to his momma!”

Erm…right. So he’s bad, almost but not ….

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ACPL, Part One!

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July 28th, 2003 • Comments Off on ACPL, Part One!

We all know how this pans out. After all, I have done this twice before. If this were a combat tour, I’d be a decorated veteran. Especially after last year – we (or our car, at least) would have a purple heart!
However, this year, ….

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As Your RvR Team Lead, I Promise…

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July 25th, 2003 • Comments Off on As Your RvR Team Lead, I Promise…

So I don’t know if you guys heard yet, but Mythic’s looking for three new Team Leads. For RvR.
I know what you’re thinking: “Why, Kwip – one of those slots is YOURS!”

Death says, “Actually, I was just thinking about that time you were ….

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The Truth Behind Charwic: The Battle!

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July 21st, 2003 • Comments Off on The Truth Behind Charwic: The Battle!

Everyone should by now know that I’m a “Old-School” AC player. I’ve been playing AC since the open Beta. No, no, I’m not trying to claim any uberness from that. However, what I am trying to claim is a bit of background that a lot ….

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Can You Ever TRULY Go Home?

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July 9th, 2003 • No Comments

It’s been a loooooooooong time.
I mean, I would still log in, cruise around just to see where people were hanging out – but being on for any length of time? I haven’t done that since… Sheesh, I don’t even remember. I’ve been busy having fun ….

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The first thing I noticed about the housing expansion is that it’s a killer.
No, seriously – it killed me. It went something like this:

Pessum (Me): “Hi guildmates! How can I get to our amazing new guild home?”Guildmates: “Hello Pessum! Simply buy a guild hearth scroll ….

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I have a presence.
It’s true. I never really thought about it before.
Oh, I mean, if I got on a crowded elevator with a bunch of little skinny people, you can bet they feel something. Usually, stark raving terror that we’ll get stuck between floors and ….

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Possibly The Greatest Idea EVER!

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July 2nd, 2003 • No Comments

Just answer me this: HOW do these guys manage to keep their stores?
Let’s face it, when we first arrived on Dereth, it was perfectly acceptable to sell stuff and not know what the hell you were doing. None of us knew what we were doing, ….

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