Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
Look, I like bitching. Gives me something to do in the… well, always. But I don’t stick my face into your window and do it – why are you doing that to me?
Yup; the Man could not keep me down! Now I must adventure all the more!
Bah. Like there’s not enough evil in Dereth; what with the way Sho tailors INSIST on making robes that accent my child-bearing hips. Now I have to deal with Satanists, too?
Sometimes the excitement of pending patches leads to foolish mistakes…
Because I don’t die enough in my normal spots, I had to go and travel.
In which we learn that all prior assholes were just TESTING me; preparing to meet their master: Wrack!
Yes, it has come to pass that now the beanies at Microsoft must feel my wrath.
Just when you thought it was safe to swear fealty to someone…
Nothing’s ever easy, or particularly sane in my little corner of the world. And hey, if you’re gonna do something BIG, at least do it big enough to drive everyone around you insane!
Look, I don’t care if you cheat. People who don’t cheat kick my ass, too, and most of the cheats require you to have some level under your belts that I still can’t attain after playing for more than a year. BUT – don’t act all high and mighty now that your little secret is out.
