Dark Age of Camelot
So for those of you just joining us, the highest character I've ever managed to level up in Dark Age of Camelot is Bottom, my 36th level Theurge. Yes, that's pathetic, but we all know how bad I am at things, so lemme alone. Besides, we're not talking about my suckitude in this story. THIS …
Continue reading Shakespeare, Pffft. How Many Oscars Has HE Ever Won?
The problem with having an undead pet is that every other undead in the area instantly assumes you're their buddy. I can't walk by a cemetary without getting a bazillion tells and group invites. Which leaves me wondering - who the heck is letting all these goombahs out of their rightful graves? There are somewhere …
I am a FIRM believer in Unions. I think Unions helped make life great for everyone. Nowadays they've got they're share of fatcat, worthless, corrupt and idiotic goombahs, too, but hey - if our government can have them, why can't everyone? It's the ultimate in Equal Opportunity! Stupidity in every home! Now. Having said that...where …
We're going to take the Center Keep. The Center Keep, for those of you uninitiated, is the sole goal in the Battlegrounds in Dark Age of Camelot. Sure, there's gank squads and bridge battles, and even some Portal Keep camping, I ashamedly admit. But when all is said and done, it's the Center Keep that …
I want Realm Points. For those of you not familiar with the concept, Realm Points (RPs) are the reward for killing someone of the opposing realm. When you kill someone of the opposing realm, providing they haven't been killed lately, you get a number of realm points based on the other person's total of realm …
Yes, I thought all my worries were over. See, now that Anson is spending more time in AC1, he's been letting me use his DAoC account. You know what this means? Yeah, I thought 'buff-bot' at first, too. But now, after a harrowing, gut-wrenching experience, I see I am a wiser man. I now know that …
Well, I got bored playing Bottom. No, that's not entirely true - he's still fun and all, but Yellow Rat Bastard and I are trying to figure out what we want to play when Mordred opens up. I mean, it's probably not gonna make much of a difference - I'll still die in like one …
I'm ALL ABOUT helping people. Especially da kiddies! After all, who's going to be changing my diapers and pushing me around in my wheelchair when I'm an old man? Kids. That's right, the future of our...something something something. Plus, they're easy to make fun of. So here it is, another day, another character. That's right; …
Continue reading Kwip; Champion of the Little People (no, not the Kobolds)
So I'm trying to find my way around here. I feel pretty damn proud, ‘cause I tricked Yellow Rat Bastard into giving me a bunch of gold, and now I'm roaming the countryside, living the big life. Yates tells me that the place to go is the Mad Friars Inn in Ludlow. Me, being the …
Continue reading Wait, explain this roleplaying to me again?
I don't get it. I mean, I FINALLY battled enough frogs to make it to level five. I have saved every snippet of frog legs that were dropped to afford a trip to Camelot. I get there, get accepted into my profession (Scouts, for those of you not paying attention), and NOW I'm finally well …
Continue reading Ah-ha! I am a SCOUT! Taste Death! Gah, I meant YOU!