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Category: DAoC

Dark Age of Camelot

Our House, In the Middle of… Ermm… Somewhere…

On 7/7/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

The first thing I noticed about the housing expansion is that it's a killer. No, seriously - it killed me. It went something like this: Pessum (Me): "Hi guildmates! How can I get to our amazing new guild home?"Guildmates: "Hello Pessum! Simply buy a guild hearth scroll from the portal munchkin in Gothwaite!"Pessum: "Swell! Why, …

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How Do They Figure They’re Helping You OR The Kingdom?

On 6/30/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

I'm not sure if I've told anyone this, and I know it'll come as a surprise to a lot of you, but leveling SUCKS. It's hard, because what I'd really like to do is sign on by myself for maybe 30 minutes a pop, get some hunting in and feel that it was actually worth …

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Attack of the Killer Interior Designers!

On 6/25/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

So there's this city, I don't know if you've heard of it, called Avalon City. AC, to the hip kids. It's chock full of these wacky Drakoran guys. Basically, they're walking alligators. Which can be a bit unnerving if you happen to resemble a walking TV Dinner. Which I do. What I don't understand is …

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Me, and My Necro…

On 6/20/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

I can't even manage to play ONE character. Pretty sad, really. I don't even know how to use all of my spells as a Theurg. See, Pessum (used to be Bottom, remember?) made it all the way to 36th level before I let someone talk me into starting a Necro. Well, okay, I didn't have …

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Get More Than Two of Them Together…

On 6/11/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

Oh, sure - like I can not go play in Camelot NOW. As if once I know how incredibly cool in person everyone in my guild is, I could just be satisfied with saying hi to them occasionally. Like that would work. No, I'm afraid I had to full-on get back to my little Necro …

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Why Road Trips Are Fun

On 6/9/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

We had a players' gathering. Well, not 'we' so much as 'they' - Blackspire Guard, the guild I belong to in DAoC. Phil's been telling me about it for months now (he's one of the Big Giant Heads of the guild). But you know me - so many important things to remember (like wearing pants …

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…Failure to Communicate!

On 5/9/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

Okay, I'm going to upset a lot of people here, so brace yourselves... Ready? ROLEPLAYERS ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME. (Not just the idiots that appealed Bottom, I mean.) Okay, okay, not every roleplayer. You want to roleplay that you're Duncan McDoofus of the Wanker line of wizardry, hey, more power to you! I like playing …

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They Kill People For That, Don’t They? Please?

On 5/2/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

We've all met someone like him. Sometimes he's on your side, sometimes, the enemies. Doesn't really matter. It's annoying no matter WHOSE side he's on. He had nothing to do with you getting killed, was nowhere NEAR you when you got killed, didn't even see you GET killed... but he's the first one to charge …

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I’m a Product of My Upbringing

On 4/16/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

I'm worse than Pavlov's dog, honestly. I'm like Daffy Duck in the one cartoon - where as soon as someone rings a bell, he goes nuts and begins swinging at everything near him? Only I get beat up a LOT more. The problem is that I'm conditioned to respond a certain way when I see …

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You’ll Catch More Flies With Logic…

On 4/11/03 By KwipIn DAoCLeave a comment

Hrm. Apparently, you mooks are out of control. See, Sanya recently cornered me. She said it was either talk to her about the name change, or she threatened to teleport me to the Mid capital city. After the sixteenth time of me turning up at the bindstone screaming "Wheeeeeee!," she finally got tired of that …

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Shawn "Kwip" Williams
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“If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!” ― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic
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Some definitions:

Sometimes I use weird words when I write about things. If you’re not a n3rd, here’s a handy lexicon!

Cyberpunk: a style that focuses on high tech and low life.
Cypherpunk: writing dirty secrets about you but encrypting them so you can’t read them.
Slobberpunk: obsessing with sloppy food to the point you have special clothing you wear while dining (sometimes called “bibs”).
Steampunk: nothing is so cool it can’t be improved upon with a little brass and leather.

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