Dark Age of Camelot
The first thing I noticed about the housing expansion is that it's a killer. No, seriously - it killed me. It went something like this: Pessum (Me): "Hi guildmates! How can I get to our amazing new guild home?"Guildmates: "Hello Pessum! Simply buy a guild hearth scroll from the portal munchkin in Gothwaite!"Pessum: "Swell! Why, …
Continue reading Our House, In the Middle of… Ermm… Somewhere…
I'm not sure if I've told anyone this, and I know it'll come as a surprise to a lot of you, but leveling SUCKS. It's hard, because what I'd really like to do is sign on by myself for maybe 30 minutes a pop, get some hunting in and feel that it was actually worth …
Continue reading How Do They Figure They’re Helping You OR The Kingdom?
So there's this city, I don't know if you've heard of it, called Avalon City. AC, to the hip kids. It's chock full of these wacky Drakoran guys. Basically, they're walking alligators. Which can be a bit unnerving if you happen to resemble a walking TV Dinner. Which I do. What I don't understand is …
I can't even manage to play ONE character. Pretty sad, really. I don't even know how to use all of my spells as a Theurg. See, Pessum (used to be Bottom, remember?) made it all the way to 36th level before I let someone talk me into starting a Necro. Well, okay, I didn't have …
Oh, sure - like I can not go play in Camelot NOW. As if once I know how incredibly cool in person everyone in my guild is, I could just be satisfied with saying hi to them occasionally. Like that would work. No, I'm afraid I had to full-on get back to my little Necro …
We had a players' gathering. Well, not 'we' so much as 'they' - Blackspire Guard, the guild I belong to in DAoC. Phil's been telling me about it for months now (he's one of the Big Giant Heads of the guild). But you know me - so many important things to remember (like wearing pants …
Okay, I'm going to upset a lot of people here, so brace yourselves... Ready? ROLEPLAYERS ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME. (Not just the idiots that appealed Bottom, I mean.) Okay, okay, not every roleplayer. You want to roleplay that you're Duncan McDoofus of the Wanker line of wizardry, hey, more power to you! I like playing …
We've all met someone like him. Sometimes he's on your side, sometimes, the enemies. Doesn't really matter. It's annoying no matter WHOSE side he's on. He had nothing to do with you getting killed, was nowhere NEAR you when you got killed, didn't even see you GET killed... but he's the first one to charge …
Continue reading They Kill People For That, Don’t They? Please?
I'm worse than Pavlov's dog, honestly. I'm like Daffy Duck in the one cartoon - where as soon as someone rings a bell, he goes nuts and begins swinging at everything near him? Only I get beat up a LOT more. The problem is that I'm conditioned to respond a certain way when I see …
Hrm. Apparently, you mooks are out of control. See, Sanya recently cornered me. She said it was either talk to her about the name change, or she threatened to teleport me to the Mid capital city. After the sixteenth time of me turning up at the bindstone screaming "Wheeeeeee!," she finally got tired of that …