You might as well just hand me my lightsaber right now. Oh, I know, there's supposed to be all these challenges, and you've got to go on these epic quests, blah blah blah. But let's be honest here: did Luke Skywalker go on any epic quests? No, I mean besides destroying the Death Star. And …
Category: SWG
Star Wars Galaxies
Couldn’t You Just Wear A Hat?
Let's just get one thing straight here, okay? They're not hair, they're not a funky hat, they're not even colorful scarves. They're tentacles. On your head. And unless you're sleeping in the sunken city of R'lyeh, that's just wrong. Very, very wrong. Look, I'm not one to tell you how or what you should be …
A Chance for Mockery Goes Horribly Awry…
Yes, I've done it. I've entered the world of Star Wars: Galaxies. Please, keep the comments about going to the "Dark Side" to yourself. I read what Warchild had to say about it, and laughed appropriately at all the right times, guffawing at the foolishness that would drive people to play such a poorly released …
Attack of the Ewoks!
I had a dream. I dreamed of sneaking up behind an imperial storm trooper, and cutting off his ankles with my mighty Ewok Dark Jedi Master. I had a dream of tripping every wookiee in the galaxy. I even dreamed of looking Yoda in the eye without having to pick him up. That dream …