Woody, Trevor and Dr. Sexy have all returned to DDO. Being that I’m a little girl when it comes to peer pressure, I had no choice but to follow them. Because, hey, the COOL KIDS are doing it, and I want desperately to fit in! Of course if I knew the trouble I was going to have, I probably should have passed. Aw, who am I kidding, the trouble’s the best part!
So Kwipette and I have been having a lot of discussions about time management lately. See, with the wedding closing in and all, there just seems to be more and more stuff to do. The breakdown of our duties thus far has gone something like ….
So I’ve been trying to level up.
Yeah, that’s right, I’ve hit TWENTY-ONE and there’s NO signs of slowing, bucko! Why, in another week or two, I’ll probably bust RIGHT through the level cap!
But anyway, that’s not what I’m here to brag about. No, today’s bragging ….
So I’m talking with one of my IRC mates, Zkdog, and he tells me that in his HUGE monarchy, that’s SUPER HELPFUL to n00bs, there’s an opening because one of their key members, Hostile, hasn’t been playing much anymore. Well well well…far be it from ….
Phew. Bet you thought I’d never get this up, huh? Let me start by saying if you want to skip a LOOOOONG and boring story, get to the pics here. Otherwise (you fool!)
Well, sorry, but I had bunches an bunches of stuff to ….
I was GOING to play on Frostfell.
Really.
At the last minute, a sudden spasm overtook my finger, and I clicked “Darktide” instead.
I couldn’t help it. Honest. See, I really, really, REALLY love Darktide. Oh, don’t get me wrong; I like Frostfell; I like my allegiance ….
So here we go. Thanks to the mucho love of Kaigon, I’ve got a level 19 Kwip on Frostfell. I’m having a hell of a lot of fun playing him, too. I haven’t done anything yet besides the starter quest (and can I just take another ….
Well, I got bored playing Bottom. No, that’s not entirely true – he’s still fun and all, but Yellow Rat Bastard and I are trying to figure out what we want to play when Mordred opens up. I mean, it’s probably not gonna make much ….
Look, let’s get one thing straight: if you’re going to talk about AC, then nobody knows more than ME.
Death says, “Except for Maggie.”
Right, except for Maggie.
Death says, “And anyone at CoD.”
Oh, yeah, CoD. Them too.
Death says, “And Eldreth.”
Well, yeah, Eldreth, too.
Death says, “And the entire ….
I had a dream. I dreamed of sneaking up behind an imperial storm trooper, and cutting off his ankles with my mighty Ewok Dark Jedi Master. I had a dream of tripping every wookiee in the galaxy. I even dreamed of looking Yoda in ….
I still haven’t made up my mind.
Truth is, if it were just up to me, I’d already have been thrown out of three hotels in Boston while I practiced my hijinks for the ACPL. Last time I almost got kicked out before the Death Tank ….
