If there was ever a reason to be happy, it's that YOU'RE not the Yellow Rat Bastard. That friggin' guy is such a miserable little shit, he makes Kurt Cobain look like . And yes, that's AFTER he killed himself. So why do I hang around him? Well, for starters, he makes me damn happy …
Category: Random Musings
Blog posts. Very very important and awesome blog posts.
Don’t Make Us Come Over There…
So I'm cruising through MSNBC, looking for some porn. Err...I mean, some news, and I come across this little snippet (and yes, I stole it all from MSNBC - is that illegal or something?): MSNBC STAFF AND WIRE REPORTS WASHINGTON, April 3 President Bush called on China to immediately release the American crew members …
A serious tale
So. I'm sitting here, watching the cursor blink at me, waiting patiently for my input. Blink, blink, blink. The problem is, I'm not sure what to write. Oh, I know what I want to communicate to you - the message I want to say, the feelings I want to evoke. But how to say it; …
I’m Growing OLD!
So. Sunday, February 11th, is my birthday. My THIRTIETH birthday. I will be 30 years old. My car was assembled by a team of 113 machinists, 4 large robots, and a big-ass conveyor belt in a state-of-the-art factory in Detroit. I was assembled by my parents. In a lumpy bed with a brass frame in …
A Kwip proposal…
Nothing's ever easy, or particularly sane in my little corner of the world. And hey, if you're gonna do something BIG, at least do it big enough to drive everyone around you insane!