I Game

Posted by Kwip on August 7th, 2007 5 Comments

I used to think I loved video games. I mean, hey, I’m old-school. My first gaming system was a Fairchild (that’s ONE point SEVEN NINE Megas, baby, whachoo got to say about dat?), and before most of you bitches even touched your pathetic 2600 paddles, I was pwning @5535. All day long.

Now I realize what a fallacy my life has been. I’m not a gamer. Gibby? That guy’s a Gamer (notice the capital “G” there, folks).

Gibby's Games

Someday I hope to be invited over to get my game on. I think we’d get along.

I’d bring Ben & Jerrys, of course.

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5 Comments

  1. Tathas
    August 8th, 2007 at 7:30 am

    Cool. So, where’s the Commodore? :) That’s all they were, game machines thinly disguised as a computer.

  2. Big D
    August 8th, 2007 at 10:36 am

    wow

  3. Kaigon
    August 8th, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    Aw, no ROB the Robot. :(

  4. Crusher of Things
    August 8th, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    One day my collection will look like that!

  5. Kwip
    August 10th, 2007 at 8:08 am

    Tathas: top shelf, in the middle.

    I’m actually surprised there’s no ROB. He’s gotta be in there somewhere; no WAY you have a collection like that and NOT have ROB.

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