This Is Why I Don’t Have Chat Open At Work
Posted by Kwip on May 10th, 2007 4 Comments 
I get started talking with Kaigon about the upcoming Philly Con that we’re going to, and that discussion quickly turns to this
kwip: Now if we could only figure out what to pass out. I suggested insults, but we’ll be giving them out anyway, sooo… =P
Kaigon: make Happy Jack draw a bunch of cocks, then crumple them up and throw them at people
kwip: LOL
kwip: That’ll depend on who can draw the better wang, HJ or Sexy
Kaigon: lol make it a contest. all 3 of you keep drawing boners and then throwing them at people until one of you is declared the winner by a random passer by
kwip: and by “declared” you mean “punched out”
Kaigon: without anyone knowing the contest rules or if there’s even a contest going on
kwip: lol
Kaigon: if drawing cocks and throwing them at people is wrong, then who wants to be right?
Kaigon: maybe you could throw them at the hot chicks that pass by. Write on the paper next to the wangs “This is for YOU, baby! wink wink!”
kwip: lol
Kaigon: then laugh like crazy when one of you hits a dude on accident, stand up and point while screaming “HAHAHA YOU’RE A FAG DUDE”
kwip: lolololol
kwip: now we just need to throw in some racial slurs, and we’ll be par for a cast!
Kaigon: I mean, at the one of you that hit the guy. not at the guy, cause I’m sure that would make the situation worse REALLY fast
kwip: or both
Kaigon: racial slurs? Got it. Use some color pencils or something. Make the medium sized penises white, the small penises yellow, and the big penises black
kwip: lol
kwip: holy christ I’m posting this to the site
See? I can’t get any work done with that guy feeding into my negativity. I’m just thankful HappyJack and Sexy weren’t online at the same time with us.
May 11th, 2007 at 3:49 am
oh! my eyes! my poor virgin eyes!
May 11th, 2007 at 8:54 am
You know what this article needs? Pictures!
No, it really doesn’t.
I am on it!
HJ